Shite
Jemma
It took place one evening
When I was quite pissed.
Kate left Glen's room
While her cat sat and hissed.
She said she was getting
A lovely surprise,
But when she returned
She made me close my eyes.
My senses were baffled;
My mouth opened wide.
What lovely delights
Might Kate have inside?
Then all became clear
As the cheese touched my tongue.
It was Shropshire Blue,
Yum yum yum yum yum yum.