Horrid nasty piles of poo
That is what I think of you
You're crap and shit and full of cack
You estate agents get right up my crack.
You have a house we want to buy
But all you do is cheat and lie
Your morals are back to front
You estate agents get right up my cunt.
You dance round fires every night
Heads off chickens you do bite
You worship the anti-christ
And you're not very nice.
Estate agents can eat my ass
While a sneaky log I shall endeavour to pass
Fuck you estate agents, that's what I say
Fuck off, get lost, drop dead. Go away.