Stuff Today - Issue 7393
Friday 23 October 2020
DUGGLEBY, n.The person in front of you in the supermarket queue who has just unloaded a bulging trolley on to the conveyor belt and is now in the process of trying to work out which pocket they left their cheque book in, and indeed which pair of trousers.
LINEN, n."A kind of cloth the making of which, when made of hemp, entails a great waste of hemp." -- Calcraft the Hangman.
SIR CLIFF'S NECK, n.The bit of taut, elongated scrotum just above the bit that's got your knackers in.
Astonishingly Uninteresting Fact
Poem Of The Day
a bush is a shrub
can you rub my shrub
shrug my shrub
brush my bush
rush my bush
Thanks you very mush.
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