We don't want your fuckin' data
We don't care about your shit.
It's just a bunch of boring crap
And doesn't interest us one bit.

We're only prepared to hold enough
To allow you to log in and out.
Anything else, keep to yourself,
It's stuff that we can do without.

We've got better things to do
Than process facts that take up space
Upon our MySQL
Relational Database.

And if you think for just one minute
That your data that we've parsed
Will be passed to someone else,
It won't because we can't be arsed.

So don't go and flatter yourself
That your info's worth some cash.
It's not - it's got no more value
Than piles, or boils, or a nasty rash.