Call me meek,
Call me a geek.
Glad to be a nerd,
It's not a bad word.

Pleased to be a propeller head,
Probably never get wed.
Hell, I'm quite self-sufficient,
Who gives a jot about being socially deficient?

All the people I have met
Are on the Internet.
It would be terrific
To surf elsewhere like in the Pacific.

I've got plans
To download hi-res scans
Of women with no kit on
Hang off a mountain by a piton.

Victor