Stuff Today - Issue 7896
Thursday 10 March 2022
St. Alban's Day - patron saint of St. Albans
OUGHTERBY, n.
Someone you don't want to invite to a party but whom you know you have to as a matter of duty.RAILROAD, n.
The chief of many mechanical devices enabling us to get away from where we are to wher we are no better off. For this purpose the railroad is held in highest favor by the optimist, for it permits him to make the transit with great expedition.FUNKY HAMMER JUICE, n.
The clam bisque which, it is rumoured, sometimes sprays from a dirty lady's clopper whilst she is being nimbed on her cumulus. Oyster juice.Astonishingly Uninteresting Fact
Poem Of The Day
The Lamb
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