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Thursday 10 December 2020

Today's Boson: W

The Deeper Meaning Of Liff

OSWESTRY, n.

The inability to find a comfortable position to lie in bed.

The Devil's Dictionary

RADIUM, n.

A mineral that gives off heat and stimulates the organ that a scientist is a fool with.

Roger's Profanisaurus

FUD SLUSH, n.

Scottish fanny batter, usually smeared on the face whilst eating a haddock pastie.

Astonishingly Uninteresting Fact

Each day Americans 15 and over spend an average of 55 minutes of driving

Poem Of The Day

On a Stupendous Leg of Granite, Discovered Standing by Itself in the Deserts of Egypt, with the Inscription Inserted Below

In Egypt's sandy silence, all alone,
Stands a gigantic Leg, which far off throws
The only shadow that the Desert knows.
"I am great Ozymandias," saith the stone,
"The King of kings: this mighty city shows
The wonders of my hand." The city's gone!
Naught but the leg remaining to disclose
The sight of that forgotten Babylon.
We wonder, and some hunter may express
Wonder like ours, when through the wilderness
Where London stood, holding the wolf in chase,
He meets some fragment huge, and stops to guess
What wonderful, but unrecorded, race
Once dwelt in that annihilated place.

- Horace Smith

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