Stuff Today - Issue 7226
Saturday 09 May 2020
OSWESTRY, n.
The inability to find a comfortable position to lie in bed.RADIUM, n.
A mineral that gives off heat and stimulates the organ that a scientist is a fool with.FUD SLUSH, n.
Scottish fanny batter, usually smeared on the face whilst eating a haddock pastie.Astonishingly Uninteresting Fact
Poem Of The Day
In Egypt's sandy silence, all alone,
Stands a gigantic Leg, which far off throws
The only shadow that the Desert knows.
"I am great Ozymandias," saith the stone,
"The King of kings: this mighty city shows
The wonders of my hand." The city's gone!
Naught but the leg remaining to disclose
The sight of that forgotten Babylon.
We wonder, and some hunter may express
Wonder like ours, when through the wilderness
Where London stood, holding the wolf in chase,
He meets some fragment huge, and stops to guess
What wonderful, but unrecorded, race
Once dwelt in that annihilated place.
If you don't read this shit, someone else will!
Tweets by @stuff_today