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Stuff Today - Issue 6321
Thursday 16 November 2017
Today's Birthday - Pete (I hope I die before I get old) Townshend, 1945.
Today's Tree: Juniper
The Deeper Meaning Of Liff
PENGE, n.
The expanding slotted arm on which a cuckoo comes out of a cuckoo clock.
The Devil's Dictionary
REFERENDUM, n.
A law for submission of proposed legislation to a popular vote to learn the nonsensus of public opinion.
Roger's Profanisaurus
PAPER HANGER'S BUCKET, n.
A big sloppy twat full of wallpaper paste.Astonishingly Uninteresting Fact
The fastest bird in the world is the Peregrine Falcon, which can reach speeds in excess of two hundred miles per hour
Poem Of The Day
Zafira
The Vauxhall Zafira
Gets you nearer
To where you want to go,
With all the family,
Not too crammily
Not too fast
And not too slow.
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