Stuff Today - Issue 6029
Saturday 28 January 2017
Today's Birthday - Pete (I hope I die before I get old) Townshend, 1945.
PENGE, n.
The expanding slotted arm on which a cuckoo comes out of a cuckoo clock.REFERENDUM, n.
A law for submission of proposed legislation to a popular vote to learn the nonsensus of public opinion.PAPER HANGER'S BUCKET, n.
A big sloppy twat full of wallpaper paste.Astonishingly Uninteresting Fact
Poem Of The Day
The Vauxhall Zafira
Gets you nearer
To where you want to go,
With all the family,
Not too crammily
Not too fast
And not too slow.
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