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Stuff Today - Issue 8766
Saturday 27 July 2024
Poo Day! Pooclub's Anniversary (2000) - visit: pooclub.com
ROCHESTER, n.
One who is able to gain occupation of the armrest on both sides of their cinema or aircraft seat.SAINT, n.
A dead sinner revised and edited.The Duchess of Orleans relates that the irreverent old calumniator, Marshal Villeroi, who in his youth had known St. Francis de Sales, said, on hearing him called saint: "I am delighted to hear that Monsieur de Sales is a saint. He was fond of saying indelicate things, and used to cheat at cards. In other respects he was a perfect gentleman, though a fool."
DUTCH SOUVENIR, n.
A little something brought back in the urethra to surprise the wife and help you remember Amsterdam.Astonishingly Uninteresting Fact
Poem Of The Day
Oh lovely place, Oh place so fine,
Oh place as good as vintage wine,
More fun than zoos or Alton Towers,
Or picnics, fairs or golden showers,
As warm as Spain or Argentina,
Or maybe France but much less cleaner,
Oh place of good, the stuff of dreams,
Where nothing's ever what it seems.
Oh land of hope and land of joy,
A place to niggle and annoy,
A place to rant and vent your spleen,
And say words that are quite obcene,
A place that's filled with so much love,
A place that fits us like a glove,
This lovely place? Well it's Leeds of course!
What? Pooclub? Don't be silly.
That sucks the cock of a scabby horse!
If you don't read this shit, someone else will!
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