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Stuff Today - Issue 8004

Sunday 26 June 2022

Pope to visit Mars

Today's Pipe: Meerschaum

The Deeper Meaning Of Liff

TOODYAY, n.

Indonesian expression meaning 'sometime next month'.

The Devil's Dictionary

BOTTLE-NOSED, adj.

Having a nose created in the image of its maker.

Roger's Profanisaurus

MAN POP, n.

Spooge, jitler, baby gravy.

Astonishingly Uninteresting Fact

The oldest major soft drink in America is Dr. Pepper, which originated in Waco, Texas in 1885

Poem Of The Day

Ode To William Wordsworth

William Wordsworth and his pastoral shit can bugger off.
He really was a dullard, he makes me want to boff.
He can take his ruined cottage and shove it up his shitter.
William Wordsworth? A wanker, with his penis up his sister.

- Kate Rancid (b. 1973)

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