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Stuff Today - Issue 8004
Sunday 26 June 2022
Pope to visit Mars
Today's Pipe: Meerschaum
The Deeper Meaning Of Liff
TOODYAY, n.
Indonesian expression meaning 'sometime next month'.
The Devil's Dictionary
BOTTLE-NOSED, adj.
Having a nose created in the image of its maker.
Roger's Profanisaurus
MAN POP, n.
Spooge, jitler, baby gravy.Astonishingly Uninteresting Fact
The oldest major soft drink in America is Dr. Pepper, which originated in Waco, Texas in 1885
Poem Of The Day
Ode To William Wordsworth
William Wordsworth and his pastoral shit can bugger off.
He really was a dullard, he makes me want to boff.
He can take his ruined cottage and shove it up his shitter.
William Wordsworth? A wanker, with his penis up his sister.
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