Stuff Today - Issue 8004
Sunday 26 June 2022
Pope to visit Mars
TOODYAY, n.Indonesian expression meaning 'sometime next month'.
BOTTLE-NOSED, adj.Having a nose created in the image of its maker.
MAN POP, n.Spooge, jitler, baby gravy.
Astonishingly Uninteresting Fact
Poem Of The Day
William Wordsworth and his pastoral shit can bugger off.
He really was a dullard, he makes me want to boff.
He can take his ruined cottage and shove it up his shitter.
William Wordsworth? A wanker, with his penis up his sister.
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