Stuff Today - Issue 8003
Saturday 25 June 2022
Cardiff celebrations to mark 4000 years of Welsh oblivion.
PATKAI BUM, n.
Mysterious illness afflicting recently deposed heads of state which means they aren't well enough to stand trial.RECRUIT, n.
A person distinguishable from a civilian by his uniform and from a soldier by his gait.ON THE BLOB, adj.
To be riding the menstrual cycle, to have the painters in, to have fallen to the communists.Astonishingly Uninteresting Fact
Poem Of The Day
Hurry, hurry,
Curry, slurry,
In the loo,
Vindaloo.
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