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Thursday 18 October 2018

Glaxo's new 'Evening After' pill for night-shift workers comes on the market today.

Today's Pipe: Clay

The Deeper Meaning Of Liff

INVERKEITHING, ptcpl. vb.

Addressing someone by a mumble because you can only remember the first letter of their name.

The Devil's Dictionary

QUEEN, n.

A woman by whom the realm is ruled when there is a king, and through whom it is ruled when there is not.

Roger's Profanisaurus

SURVIVOR, n.

A buoyant stool which resists all attempts to send it to the beach.

Astonishingly Uninteresting Fact

The most expensive animated movie is "Prince of Egypt", which cost $70 million to make

Poem Of The Day

A Silly Poem

Said Hamlet to Ophelia,
I'll draw a sketch of thee,
What kind of pencil shall I use?
2B or not 2B?

- Spike Milligan (1918 - 2002)

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