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Friday 26 April 2024

Open season for teenage German tourists begins (England & Wales)

Today's Irrational Number: e

The Deeper Meaning Of Liff

OSWESTRY, abs. n.

Bloody-minded determination on part of a storyteller to continue a story which both the teller and the listeners know has become desperately tedious.

The Devil's Dictionary

RADICALISM, n.

The conservatism of to-morrow injected into the affairs of to-day.

Roger's Profanisaurus

FUCK 'N' CHUCK, n.

A lady with whom a gentleman has had a whirlwind one-night romance, who does the decent thing by leaving alone afterwards. A hump 'n' dump.

Astonishingly Uninteresting Fact

In one minute, the heart of a giraffe can pump 160 gallons of blood

Poem Of The Day

I Must Go Down To The Sea Again

I Must Go Down To The Sea Again

- Spike Milligan (1918 - 2002)

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