Stuff Today - Issue 8674
Friday 26 April 2024
Open season for teenage German tourists begins (England & Wales)
OSWESTRY, abs. n.
Bloody-minded determination on part of a storyteller to continue a story which both the teller and the listeners know has become desperately tedious.RADICALISM, n.
The conservatism of to-morrow injected into the affairs of to-day.FUCK 'N' CHUCK, n.
A lady with whom a gentleman has had a whirlwind one-night romance, who does the decent thing by leaving alone afterwards. A hump 'n' dump.Astonishingly Uninteresting Fact
Poem Of The Day
I Must Go Down To The Sea Again
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