Today's Fictional Detective: Hercule Poirot

PATKAI BUM, n.

Mysterious illness afflicting recently deposed heads of state which means they aren't well enough to stand trial.

RECRUIT, n.

A person distinguishable from a civilian by his uniform and from a soldier by his gait.

Fresh from the farm or factory or street,
His marching, in pursuit or in retreat,
Were an impressive martial spectacle
Except for two impediments -- his feet.
Thompson Johnson

ON THE BLOB, adj.

To be riding the menstrual cycle, to have the painters in, to have fallen to the communists.

The average life span of a mosquito is two weeks

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