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Wednesday 06 November 2019

Nose Day

Today's Road Sign: Double Bend

The Deeper Meaning Of Liff

PANTPERHOG, n.

An actor whose only talent is to stay fat.

The Devil's Dictionary

REASON, v.i.

To weight probabilities in the scales of desire.

Roger's Profanisaurus

NETHER EYE, n.

That single unseeing eye, situated in the nether region, which cries brown, lumpy tears.

Astonishingly Uninteresting Fact

More than 100 professional cyclists participate in the Tour de France every year and the race is over 3,200 kilometers

Poem Of The Day

Jabberwocky

'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

'Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!'

He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought --
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood a while in thought.

And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!

One two! One two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.

'And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
Oh frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.

'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

- Lewis Carroll

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