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Stuff Today - Issue 6193
Tuesday 11 July 2017
St. Alban's Day - patron saint of St. Albans
Today's Biofluid: Lymph
The Deeper Meaning Of Liff
OUGHTERBY, n.
Someone you don't want to invite to a party but whom you know you have to as a matter of duty.
The Devil's Dictionary
RAILROAD, n.
The chief of many mechanical devices enabling us to get away from where we are to wher we are no better off. For this purpose the railroad is held in highest favor by the optimist, for it permits him to make the transit with great expedition.
Roger's Profanisaurus
FUNKY HAMMER JUICE, n.
The clam bisque which, it is rumoured, sometimes sprays from a dirty lady's clopper whilst she is being nimbed on her cumulus. Oyster juice.Astonishingly Uninteresting Fact
Storks were a symbol of fertility in Europe and were considered to bring good luck
Poem Of The Day
The Lamb
The Lamb
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