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Stuff Today - Issue 6038

Monday 06 February 2017

Bramley Apple Week (UK) - visit: www.national-awareness-days.com/bramley-apple-week.html

Tinnitus Awareness Week - visit: www.national-awareness-days.com/tinnitus-awareness-week.html

International Scrotum Appreciation Day

Today's Bra Size: 36C

The Deeper Meaning Of Liff

OUNDLE, vb.

To walk along leaning sideways, with one arm hanging limp and dragging one leg behind the other. Most commonly used by actors in amateur productions of Richard III, or by people carrying a heavy suitcase in one hand.

The Devil's Dictionary

RAMSHACKLE, adj.

Pertaining to a certain order of architecture, otherwise known as the Normal American. Most of the public buildings of the United States are of the Ramshackle order, though some of our earlier architects preferred the Ironic. Recent additions to the White House in Washington are Theo-Doric, the ecclesiastic order of the Dorians. They are exceedingly fine and cost one hundred dollars a brick.

Roger's Profanisaurus

FUZZBOX, n.

1. A guitar effects unit popular in the late seventies.
2. n. A minge.

Astonishingly Uninteresting Fact

The largest pig on record was a Poland-China hog named Big Bill, who weighed 2,552 lbs

Poem Of The Day

Qui

Another year has passed me by,
Even to this very day.
I never knew the reason why.
She did not wish to say.

- Ian W Halliday (b. 1961)

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