Stuff Today - Issue 5407
Sunday 17 May 2015
V.D. Day (Allies occupied Hamburg, 1945)
PANT-Y-WACCO, adj.
The final state of mind of retired colonel before they come to take him away.REAR, n.
In American military matters, that exposed part of the army that is nearest to Congress.NATURE'S MAKE-UP, n.
A range of black and blue eye cosmetics favoured by the wives of certain British sportsmen and ex-James Bond actors.Astonishingly Uninteresting Fact
Poem Of The Day
Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
Though wise men at their end know dark is right,
Because their words had forked no lightning they
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright
Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight,
And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way,
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Grave men, near death, who see with blinding sight
Blind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
And you, my father, there on that sad height,
Curse, bless, me now with your fierce tears, I pray.
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
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