Stuff Today - Issue 7985
Tuesday 07 June 2022
OSWALDTWISTLE, n. Old Norse
Small brass wind instrument used for summoning Vikings to lunch when they're off on their longships, playing.READING, n.
The general body of what one reads. In our country it consists, as a rule, of Indiana novels, short stories in "dialect" and humor in slang.FROTTAGE CHEESE, n.
The sticky end product of a successful act of frottage.Astonishingly Uninteresting Fact
Poem Of The Day
The fountains mingle with the river,
And the rivers with the ocean;
The winds of heaven mix forever
With a sweet emotion;
Nothing in the world is single;
All things by a law divine
In another's being mingle--
Why not I with thine?
See, the mountains kiss high heaven,
And the waves clasp one another;
No sister flower could be forgiven
If it disdained its brother;
And the sunlight clasps the earth,
And the moonbeams kiss the sea;--
What are all these kissings worth,
If thou kiss not me?
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