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Thursday 02 June 2022

Today's Dog: Basset Hound

The Deeper Meaning Of Liff

OSWALDTWISTLE, n. Old Norse

Small brass wind instrument used for summoning Vikings to lunch when they're off on their longships, playing.

The Devil's Dictionary

READING, n.

The general body of what one reads. In our country it consists, as a rule, of Indiana novels, short stories in "dialect" and humor in slang.

We know by one's reading
His learning and breeding;
By what draws his laughter
We know his Hereafter.
Read nothing, laugh never --
The Sphinx was less clever!
Jupiter Muke

Roger's Profanisaurus

FROTTAGE CHEESE, n.

The sticky end product of a successful act of frottage.

Astonishingly Uninteresting Fact

Depending on the size, it can take an oyster anywhere from few months to many years to form a pearl

Poem Of The Day

Loves Philosophy

The fountains mingle with the river,
And the rivers with the ocean;
The winds of heaven mix forever
With a sweet emotion;
Nothing in the world is single;
All things by a law divine
In another's being mingle--
Why not I with thine?

See, the mountains kiss high heaven,
And the waves clasp one another;
No sister flower could be forgiven
If it disdained its brother;
And the sunlight clasps the earth,
And the moonbeams kiss the sea;--
What are all these kissings worth,
If thou kiss not me?

- Percy Bysshe Shelley (1792 - 1822)

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