Stuff Today - Issue 7742
Thursday 07 October 2021
ANNIVERSARY - (1982) Trans-world expedition encounters difficulties on Byrd Glacier, Antarctica when Sir Ranulph Twiston-Wykeham-Fiennes nameplate becomes bogged down in snowdrifts.
OSSETT, n.
A frilly spare-toilet-roll-cosy.RAZOR, n.
An instrument used by the Caucasian to enhance his beauty, by the Mongolian to make a guy of himself, and by the Afro-American to affirm his worth.FORM, n.
1. Means of judging horses by statistics.Astonishingly Uninteresting Fact
Poem Of The Day
She walks in beauty like the night
of cloudless climes and starry skies;
And all that's best of dark and bright
meets in her aspect and her eyes:
Thus mellow'd to that tender light
which heaven to gaudy day denies.
One shade the more, one ray the less,
had half impair'd the nameless grace
which waves in every raven tress,
or softly lightens o'er her face -
where thoughts serenely sweet express
how pure, how dear their dwelling - place.
And on that cheek, and o'er that brow,
so soft, so calm, yet eloquent,
the smiles that win, the tints that glow,
but tells in days of goodness spent,
a mind at peace with all below,
a heart whose love is innocent.
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