Stuff Today - Issue 7730
Saturday 25 September 2021
Ex-wives Day
OMPTON, n.
One who has been completely kitted out at Burberry's but is still, nevertheless, clearly from Idaho.RASCALITY, n.
Stupidity militant. The activity of a clouded intellect.FIZZY GRAVY, n.
Diarrhoea, rusty water.Astonishingly Uninteresting Fact
Poem Of The Day
Rough wind, that moanest loud
Grief too sad for song;
Wild wind, when sullen cloud
Knells all the night long;
Sad storm whose tears are vain,
Bare woods, whose branches strain,
Deep caves and dreary main,--
Wail, for the world's wrong!
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