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Stuff Today - Issue 7722
Friday 17 September 2021
Ex-wives Day
Today's Aquaduct: Ibrahimiya Canal, Egypt
The Deeper Meaning Of Liff
OMPTON, n.
One who has been completely kitted out at Burberry's but is still, nevertheless, clearly from Idaho.
The Devil's Dictionary
RASCALITY, n.
Stupidity militant. The activity of a clouded intellect.
Roger's Profanisaurus
FIZZY GRAVY, n.
Diarrhoea, rusty water.Astonishingly Uninteresting Fact
Elmer Smith was the first player to hit a grand slam in a World Series
Poem Of The Day
A Dirge
Rough wind, that moanest loud
Grief too sad for song;
Wild wind, when sullen cloud
Knells all the night long;
Sad storm whose tears are vain,
Bare woods, whose branches strain,
Deep caves and dreary main,--
Wail, for the world's wrong!
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