Stuff Today - Issue 5650
Friday 15 January 2016
International Scrotum Appreciation Day
OUNDLE, vb.
To walk along leaning sideways, with one arm hanging limp and dragging one leg behind the other. Most commonly used by actors in amateur productions of Richard III, or by people carrying a heavy suitcase in one hand.RAMSHACKLE, adj.
Pertaining to a certain order of architecture, otherwise known as the Normal American. Most of the public buildings of the United States are of the Ramshackle order, though some of our earlier architects preferred the Ironic. Recent additions to the White House in Washington are Theo-Doric, the ecclesiastic order of the Dorians. They are exceedingly fine and cost one hundred dollars a brick.FUZZBOX, n.
1. A guitar effects unit popular in the late seventies.Astonishingly Uninteresting Fact
Poem Of The Day
Another year has passed me by,
Even to this very day.
I never knew the reason why.
She did not wish to say.
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