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Bachelor Gay

When I say
I'm a bachelor gay
That doesn't mean
I'm a mincing queen.

When you hear
That I'm a bit queer
I'm just feeling rough
I'm not a puff

And if I nag
That my life's a drag
Do not infer
That I've put on a skirt

But if ever I twitter
That I like it up the shitter
Then you can be certain
That I've gone off beef curtains.

(Since writing this poem, Mike has got married. Sorry, girls.)

Mike Stools (b. 1962)