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Kate Rancid

Oh, Wondrous Pants!


Oh, Wondrous Pants!

Oh wondrous pants,
Roaming the earth looking for a wondrous arse,
Raise up your panti-flag,
Summon the horses,
Ram the board meetings
Of the pantimen.

Go to a pant-o-mime,
Hang on to a traffic cone,
Go orange,
New Labour,
Jism-speculum.

Sissisisisisisisi sii sii,
Went the pant monitor.
I must turn around now,
And go back,
Medication time,
Pantiewantiewantiewantiewooooooooo!

Melon,
Melon,
Melon,
Melon,
Melon,
Melon,
Melon,
Melon,
Melon,
Melon,
Melon, melon melon melon melon,







Balls.

Kate Rancid (b. 1973)