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Kate Rancid

Ode On My Arse


Ode On My Arse

Oh lovely lovely bum of mine,
With skin so pink you are sublime,
A perfect sphere, a work of art,
Please sing to me in tuneful fart.
And while you sing please dance around,
Please wibble wobble to that sound,
And all the boys will stop and stare,
Oh lovely bum! Oh bum so rare!

Kate Rancid (b. 1973)