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Kate Rancid

Cuntlip Tidy


Cuntlip Tidy

I hate it when my vulva slips
So I wear a tidy on my lips.
It often makes me squeal and shout,
But it stops my cunt from bursting out.
It hurts but keeps it nice and neat,
I like my twat to be discreet,
So if your flaps have gone to seed
A Cuntlip Tidy™ is what you need.


    "Cuntlip Tidy™. Because she needs it."

Kate Rancid (b. 1973)