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Stuff Today - Issue 7180
Tuesday 24 March 2020
OSSINING, ptcpl vb.
Trying to see past the person sitting in front of you at the cinema.REACH, n.
The radius of action of the human hand. The area within which it is possible (and customary) to gratify directly the propensity to provide.This is a truth, as old as the hills,
That life and experience teach:
The poor man suffers that keenest of ills,
An impediment of his reach.
FOUR-MAN BOB, n.
A large, speedily-ejected turd. Possibly rocking backwards and forwards 2 or 3 times before coming out.Astonishingly Uninteresting Fact
Poem Of The Day
When I have fears that I may cease to be
Before my pen has glean'd my teeming brain,
Before high-piled books, in charactery,
Hold like rich garners the full ripen'd grain;
When I behold, upon the night's starr'd face,
Huge cloudy symbols of a high romance,
And think that I may never live to trace
Their shadows, with the magic hand of chance;
And when I feel, fair creature of an hour,
That I shall never look upon thee more,
Never have relish in the faery power
Of unreflecting love;--then on the shore
Of the wide world I stand alone, and think
Till love and fame to nothingness do sink.
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