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Thursday 19 March 2020

ANNIVERSARY - (1982) Trans-world expedition encounters difficulties on Byrd Glacier, Antarctica when Sir Ranulph Twiston-Wykeham-Fiennes nameplate becomes bogged down in snowdrifts.

Today's Soil: Loam

The Deeper Meaning Of Liff

OSSETT, n.

A frilly spare-toilet-roll-cosy.

The Devil's Dictionary

RAZOR, n.

An instrument used by the Caucasian to enhance his beauty, by the Mongolian to make a guy of himself, and by the Afro-American to affirm his worth.

Roger's Profanisaurus

FORM, n.

1. Means of judging horses by statistics.
2. Means of judging birds by statistics. Fitness, fuckability.

Astonishingly Uninteresting Fact

In ancient Rome, lead poisoning was a prevalent disease amongst the wealthy because of their extensive use of lead. Many Roman women died because of lead poisoning caused by the use of make-up that contained lead

Poem Of The Day

She Walks In Beauty

She walks in beauty like the night
of cloudless climes and starry skies;
And all that's best of dark and bright
meets in her aspect and her eyes:
Thus mellow'd to that tender light
which heaven to gaudy day denies.

One shade the more, one ray the less,
had half impair'd the nameless grace
which waves in every raven tress,
or softly lightens o'er her face -
where thoughts serenely sweet express
how pure, how dear their dwelling - place.

And on that cheek, and o'er that brow,
so soft, so calm, yet eloquent,
the smiles that win, the tints that glow,
but tells in days of goodness spent,
a mind at peace with all below,
a heart whose love is innocent.

- George Gordon Lord Byron (1788 - 1824)

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