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Stuff Today - Issue 6751

Sunday 20 January 2019

Today's Sandwich: Egg And Cress

The Deeper Meaning Of Liff

MALIBU, n.

The height by which the top of a wave exceeds the height to which you have rolled up your trousers.

The Devil's Dictionary

RITE, n.

A religious or semi-religious ceremony fixed by law, precept or custom, with the essential oil of sincerity carefully squeezed out of it.

Roger's Profanisaurus

KISS THE PORCELAIN GOD, v.

To talk on the great white telephone.

Astonishingly Uninteresting Fact

More than 3000 years ago children played with circular hoops made with grape vines. This toy was swung around the waist. Years later this toy was made by company called Wham-O and the Hula-Hoop was invented in 1958

Poem Of The Day

Shoes

Red ones
Blue ones
Brown ones
New ones
Big ones
Tall ones
Shiny ones
Small ones
Nasty ones
Nice ones
Painful ones
Shoes.

- Jemma

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