Stuff Today - Issue 6751
Sunday 20 January 2019
Cheese Lovers Day
MALIBU, n.The height by which the top of a wave exceeds the height to which you have rolled up your trousers.
RITE, n.A religious or semi-religious ceremony fixed by law, precept or custom, with the essential oil of sincerity carefully squeezed out of it.
KISS THE PORCELAIN GOD, v.To talk on the great white telephone.
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