Stuff Today - Issue 6657
Thursday 18 October 2018
Glaxo's new 'Evening After' pill for night-shift workers comes on the market today.
INVERKEITHING, ptcpl. vb.Addressing someone by a mumble because you can only remember the first letter of their name.
QUEEN, n.A woman by whom the realm is ruled when there is a king, and through whom it is ruled when there is not.
SURVIVOR, n.A buoyant stool which resists all attempts to send it to the beach.
Astonishingly Uninteresting Fact
Poem Of The Day
Said Hamlet to Ophelia,
I'll draw a sketch of thee,
What kind of pencil shall I use?
2B or not 2B?
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