The only bad thing with my nose
Is the rate at which it goes
If only like pinnochio
I had a nose that liked to grow
Although to you it mightlook fine
Each time i sniff another line
It just seems to dissolve some more
I wish i wasnt quite so poor
Then i could get some surgery
This really is getting to me
Maybe if i had some class
I'd hire someone to blow it up my ass

Rachel